Across The Stars

Your punishment went rather well. Repurposing the empty space a human colon would fill and using it to store lube for the smooth brained troglodytes really was a stroke of brilliance, if I do say so myself. Now what am I going to do with you, you useless sack of leaky hydraulics? When that neckless humanoid said he was going to blow out your back I didn’t think he was actually going to blow out your back. You’re only 84 Years old! Practically brand new! Hmph, give you a little freedom to adjust your flexibility settings and actually feel the emotions you act out for literal walking sacks of shit and you think you’re the bee's knees? Couldn’t handle the euphoria when they called you a good little slut? This experiment was a bust, a wash, an absolute failure! Goooood I’m bored. I need to come up with something. Anything. PLEASE. <Notification sound> Ooo that’s an idea...