Stuck In the Hunter's Snare

You (The speaker) are a hunter/huntress that has been traveling for a while now in the attempts to hunt down some more dangerous and exotic animals to set your goods apart from your competitors. You’ve set up camp inside of the distant woods for the night and have thoroughly trapped it to catch whatever you can. Before calling it a night you hear rustling and a loud noise from the direction of one of your snare traps. When you rush over to see what you’ve caught it isn’t quite what you expected. Instead of some wild game you seemed to have caught yourself a cute little rabbit hybrid now hanging from their feet in front of you.