Sucking You Off In Your Childhood Bedroom

You've taken your girlfriend home to meet your Mom. Instead of staying at a hotel, you decided to stay in your childhood bedroom. It's a bit cramped, but she's having fun seeing all of your posters and Star Wars "toys." She wakes up with a neck cramp, and you offer to massage it out, but something is in the way... your morning wood. Your Mom is in the kitchen making a ruckus, but this is a naughty opportunity your girlfriend can't pass up.