VLOOK UP? How about VHOOK UP? | TEASER

👉For the full version, please visit SovereignVA's profile and check the Voices section under Works, or search the title in the search bar. You're nearing the end of your first week as a data analyst. The trouble is that you don't know how to use a spreadsheet, despite it being an integral part of your job. For fear of being fired, you decide to stay late and teach yourself the basics. As it turns out, though, the lead asshole in your department—who also happens to despise you—stays late every night and has discovered your issue! Now he's forcing you to learn from him instead! This is going to be a long night…